meat won't save you

I've recently seen a few billboards around town touting beef jerky as a masculine snack. Probably the movie "Brokeback Mountain" is making everybody pretty nervous, especially around early-January-rodeo time.

There's one billboard in particular that caught my eye. It says "Because banana chips lead to figure skating." It doesn't take a mathmatician to figure out that figure skating is cultural shorthand for homosexuality in men.

I gotta tell ya. If you are one banana chip away from a homosexual act, all the beef jerky in the world isn't going to save you.

Beef, it's what you're using for cover.